One tough pill to swallow

This post will be brief but sweet for certain. I want to discuss the possibility of having one's dietary requirements fulfilled by a single pill every single day and also cover the lies that revolve around Matt Prom's Eagle Scout and Order of the Arrow distinctions.

First things first, we'll tackle Prom. When we were road tripping to Lake Powell and Tuscon last winter, a secret was revealed that rocked all our our lovely worlds. After badgering Prom with questions for about 2 hours, who was dropping like 8 hits of acid in the car (note: that may be an exaggeration or even a complete lie), we discovered that his dad purchased his Eagle Scout Badge on eBay. Now, that is just plain wrong. We creid a little, and then Tim Serie turned off the headlights to tell us how dark it was outside.

Later on while hiking in Sedona (after spending a night in a parking lot, no less) Prom refused to tell us anything about the Order of the Arrow ceremony and test he had to "endure for weeks, guys!" So, I figure he's a liar. And to think, I used to tell people he was a gentleman and a scholar. My hero was a fraud and that, dear reader, is a tough ass pill to choke down.

Secondly, and I think more importantly, we've got the food pill thing. I am guessing it'd be the size of a football and quite slicable. So, you could grill it, fry it, put it in a stew... God, I need some hobbies. I did some karaoke last night and even though I know all the words of the song "I Wanna Be Sedated" by The Ramones, I really wasn't confident and didn't even get a standing ovation. My friend laughed a lot, and I think it was at instead of with me.

I may post later about some awesome bands I like and why you should like them, too.

Pump those crazy legs Edgar, like a metronome!
~Matt