Ladies and gentleman, let me introduce you to my candidate for the New Jesus: a single Pretzel Maker soft pretzel! I had one today and it was the best thing that's ever been in my mouth (although Swedish fish are way up there, too).
If you raise a Pretzel Maker pretzel up a flag pole, I know that I'll salute it. Then, I'd make sure to have some cheese dipping sauce waiting in the wings for when the bad boy comes back to terra firma, am I right?!
P.S. I'm not trying to be sacrilegious, though it certainly reads that way doesn't it?
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